Sonny Ebsary Up and Coming New Author

Sonny Ebsary is an author. Growing a mustache is the only thing he has enjoyed about growing older. He’s written plays, poetry, prose, palindromes, parentheticals, pantoums, and if you’re extremely generous with your spelling choices when in the service of alliteration, Psongs!

I’d like to share some of them with you here. I hope you’ll find something you enjoy.

For those left wondering: “Who is Sonny Ebsary?”

Sonny hired himself to write this bio in the third person.

Sonny Ebsary is a writer and amateur life experience enthusiast.

Sonny was tragically born between an abortion clinic and a Wal-Mart that is at all times considered to be an active crime scene by the local police department. While incorrectly reported by the All-American Soap Box Derby to be from Medium, Florida, Sonny can confirm that Medium was in point of fact his t-shirt size, and that he has unfortunately spent most of his life in Tampa.

In 2016, Sonny Ebsary started studying creative writing at the University of South Florida to fulfill his lifelong ambition of disappointing his parents. They are hoping none of his dreams come true.